I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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