There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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