he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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