I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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