u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The struggles of a small town man whore
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
