What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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