my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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