He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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