Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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