I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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