Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Why can't burritos get me drunk
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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