I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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