Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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