I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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