A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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