Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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