ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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