so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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