Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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