You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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