i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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