I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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