You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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