Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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