Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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