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I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you didnt know i had herpes?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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