I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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