So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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