After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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