his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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