I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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