Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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