and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
do herpes really smell.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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