Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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