Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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