you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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