You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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