why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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