I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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