ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Randomize
