just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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