gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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