Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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