i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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