Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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