Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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