just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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