I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
