who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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