Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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