What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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