dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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