If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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