Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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