Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think my vagina is haunted
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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