Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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