it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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