i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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