ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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