you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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