I am puke
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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